The Stepford Wives

00:03:16 Ladies and gentlemen, I would now like to introduce

00:06:20 ...and the only place I want to be is back in Omaha with my Barbara.

00:09:21 We get them the very best therapist, childcare, rehab

00:14:44 Welcome to Stepford.

00:19:06 Wait, you work out dressed like this?

00:22:11 Now I know why they call it Banana Republic.

00:24:05 And Bobbie Markowitz. Love the books.

00:27:02 give me a hand, and we'll get Sarah right into my Hummer.

00:29:28 About everything.

00:32:33 that poor lady, Sarah Sunderson.

00:35:35 - Bobbie. - Yeah?

00:38:13 you and Stepford, it seems like a real match.

00:41:22 Right down Santa Claus Lane

00:45:57 Fellas, I can't tell you how happy we are

00:49:12 Do they have hookers or old Playboys or cable porn?

00:52:33 Values I've discovered thanks to my partner

00:55:26 If you're that unhappy, then we should move.

01:00:16 With that perfect skin.

01:03:55 I wasn't going to.

01:06:29 ... voilà!

01:11:16 - Roger. - Roberta.

01:17:58 What am I wearing?

01:21:39 Yes, and I may very well be the only decent human being left.

01:24:18 - Back offl - Sorry.