The Sperm

2007 · 85 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · 120 VOTES · DIR. Taweewat Wantha

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Overview

Sutin, a teenage rock musician, masturbates gleefully, and often. Way too often. One night, flying sperm escape and impregnate local women. The babies grow into an army of little creatures with the teen's head -- and libido. Not only do the nasty little monsters think only of chicks and jerking off, they also have a distressing tendency to die at the moment of ejaculation. The city really starts to panic when aliens accidentally turn one of the spawn into a giant.

Dialogue Timeline — 802 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:02 Ken!
00:03:34 but he can sing all of Boy George's songs
00:05:05 - So it's an OTOP festival, right? - Yeah!
00:06:43 So democracy is in your hand.
00:09:10 Well... my water stopped running.
00:12:30 Addict search! Let's find out who!
00:15:05 The entire country saw it on TV as well.
00:17:24 We'll find out soon.
00:24:12 that they all woke up pregnant without a clue as to how.
00:27:15 I thought you liked hip-hop.
00:30:54 Hey! Sutin! I think it was done by aliens in a UFO.
00:35:17 Hey...
00:37:02 We're in a contest, why would he go back home?
00:39:22 - Then we can deal with this. - Then I'll take care of it.
00:43:40 These sperm children
00:47:16 3 members, just like Nirvana!
00:53:36 What the fuck?
00:58:46 I'm sorry.
01:01:35 Oh I'm fainting... fainting...
01:04:42 Oh yeah! Move it!
01:07:43 That's not me. Don't be scared. The giant fancies you.
01:11:42 What do you want from me?
01:16:11 It's for the survival of the human race!
01:19:52 and you guys can be rainbow buddies.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed802
Dialogue density9.4 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line01:19:52

Production Record

DirectorTaweewat Wantha
LanguageThai
IMDb votes120