The Sperm

2007 · 85 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · 120 VOTES · DIR. Taweewat Wantha

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Overview

Sutin, a teenage rock musician, masturbates gleefully, and often. Way too often. One night, flying sperm escape and impregnate local women. The babies grow into an army of little creatures with the teen's head -- and libido. Not only do the nasty little monsters think only of chicks and jerking off, they also have a distressing tendency to die at the moment of ejaculation. The city really starts to panic when aliens accidentally turn one of the spawn into a giant.

Dialogue Timeline — 802 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:02 Ken!
00:03:34 but he can sing all of Boy George's songs
00:05:08 OTOP means One Town One Product right?
00:06:52 She's famous
00:09:18 Of course, of course... Please come in.
00:12:48 Eh! Yeah! That's it. Addict! I'll see Lammy for sure.
00:15:20 Hey man, it's OK.
00:18:41 Help!
00:24:37 and they'll all give birth in a few minutes.
00:27:36 That's cool. I wish you luck.
00:31:27 You...
00:35:51 Yeah...
00:37:29 Fuck you! Asshole!
00:40:28 who seems to be the key to a solution.
00:44:23 Excuse me. Did you see my son?
00:47:58 as they'll attract those children.
00:55:55 This way, hurry up!
00:59:41 The police are coming.
01:02:42 In the past few days did you wank anywhere?
01:05:51 as the giant may attract tourists to the country.
01:09:11 It seems like we'll have to do hypnosis.
01:13:22 Help me!
01:18:31 It would be weirder if you were normal don't you think so?
01:22:27 Maybe I should just wait for her to wake up and

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed802
Dialogue density9.4 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line01:22:27

Production Record

DirectorTaweewat Wantha
LanguageThai
IMDb votes120