The Soccer Football Movie
2022 · 70 MIN · IMDB 3.1 · 631 VOTES · DIR. Mitch Schauer
Overview
When mysterious green slime monsters start popping out of soccer balls, all-star athletes Zlatan Ibrahimović and Megan Rapinoe must team up with their four biggest fans to stop evil scientist "Weird Al" Yankovic from stealing their talent.
Dialogue Timeline — 991 lines
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00:00:12 Tonight, if there were a moon, it'd be full to the brim
00:02:24 borrow a teensy bit of soccer skills from each player using advanced genetics?
00:04:20 Mama needs a Megan selfie, let's not waste a second.
00:07:02 And it took off, thanks to being inspired by you.
00:09:16 Don't move!
00:11:58 - -
00:15:15 Hey, keep it down out there!
00:17:25 Who, Rob, who?
00:20:38 I vote for a 30-second sit break.
00:23:12 No. Over here!
00:25:59 Nothing like performing a nice, delicate seven-hour surgery.
00:28:56 Ah!
00:32:17 - Can I know the second rule yet? - Yes, my child.
00:35:32 Felt kind of good destroying stuff. Eating cookies always feels good.
00:38:06 Toodle-oo, Ponytail.
00:40:48 Not for long, Ponytail. Yoink!
00:43:35 Squeeze the fart bag!
00:47:26 Get the ball from us.
00:50:51 - Speak up! - Can't hear you!
00:53:37 First goal of the game goes to Weird Al. Look at that victory dance.
00:56:21 It all starts with a ball, and a person, and their foot.
00:59:49 Hello, Ponytail.
01:03:07 Yes!
01:05:53 It's real! So real!
Cast & Characters
Zlatan Ibrahimović
Zlatan Ibrahimović (voice)
Megan Rapinoe
Megan Rapinoe (voice)
'Weird Al' Yankovic
'Weird Al' Yankovic (voice)
Rob Stone
Rob Stone (voice)
Kieran Walton
O'Dang (voice)
Madison Zamor
Zana (voice)
Tania Gunadi
Nautai / Soccer Player #1 (voice)
Arnie Pantoja
Palio / Goalie (voice)
Ian James Corlett
Mutant Zlatan (voice)
Tom Kenny
Ponytail / Slugs (voice)
Grey DeLisle
Cranky Lady / Soccer Player #2 (voice)
Deeki Deke
Joke Shop Owner / Announcer (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed991
Dialogue density14.2 lines / min
First line00:00:12
Final line01:05:53
Production Record
DirectorMitch Schauer
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes631
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