The Sitter

2011 · 81 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 73,457 VOTES · DIR. David Gordon Green

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Overview

Noah, is not your typical entertain-the-kids-no-matter-how-boring-it-is kind of sitter. He's reluctant to take a sitting gig; he'd rather, well, be doing anything else, especially if it involves slacking. When Noah is watching the neighbor's kid he gets a booty call from his girlfriend in the city. To hook up with her, Noah takes to the streets, but his urban adventure spins out of control as he finds himself on the run from a maniacal drug lord.

Comedy2010s

Dialogue Timeline — 1,876 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:04 Subtitle OCR Conversion by +*Halofubar*+
00:03:57 Opened up a door, there guess who he saw
00:07:22 Get over... Bring it in for a hug, babe. What are we doing?
00:10:31 (WHISPERING) Shocking.
00:14:15 - But we only want the super-cute boys. - I don't know if I could make it tonight.
00:18:00 (GROANS) Come on, Rodrigo, you just lost, buddy.
00:21:12 I've not seen a 4'8" Hispanic boy
00:25:46 Déja vu.
00:28:52 Hug him tight!
00:33:22 I need an idea. You can text your buddy Clayton later, okay?
00:37:10 You do not take a piss in the middle of a party, okay?
00:41:03 BLITHE: Whoa.
00:44:26 I'm not your babysitter any more, Noah.
00:48:48 That's probably true. I am an idiot.
00:52:21 I had a month-long, intense addiction to Robitussin.
00:56:23 I came here for my motherfucking keys to my motherfucking minivan
01:00:00 I don't know. I thought you were really funny and smart
01:03:23 You're not invited any more.
01:06:47 - Noah! -(CRYING OUT IN PAIN)
01:10:18 Are you guys okay?
01:14:00 Listen, I'm in a real bad mood. I don't want to hurt you motherfuckers.
01:18:41 - Mom, it's not his fault. - Yeah. We told him our bedtime was 1:30.
01:22:38 I asked her her name She said blah-blah-blah
01:26:30 I need some bad

Cast & Characters

Jonah Hill Noah Griffith Ari Graynor Marisa Lewis Sam Rockwell Karl Max Records Slater J.B. Smoove Julio Landry Bender Blithe Kevin Balmore Rodrigo Kylie Bunbury Roxanne Erin Daniels Mrs. Pedulla D.W. Moffett Dr. Pedulla

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,876
Dialogue density23.2 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line01:26:30

Production Record

DirectorDavid Gordon Green
LanguageEnglish
Budget$25,000,000
Revenue$34,942,188
IMDb votes73,457