The Simpsons — S34E11 — Top Goon

00:00:11 - -

00:00:53 F. Y. I.

00:01:38 I only got one lightbulb,

00:02:25 begins.

00:03:14 We suck except Bart, so give him the stupid puck

00:05:02 It's like a prison riot but with less rules.

00:05:43 Our schedule, in case you change your mind, there.

00:06:28 is beat me up and they win.

00:07:17 The Bar Flyers forfeit. The game is over.

00:08:11 Welcome to Top Goon.

00:08:51 Who's the best scorer on your team, Muntz?

00:10:04 I made that choice and I'm good with it.

00:10:58 Yeah, Duff lets me use their blimp

00:11:56 Nelson, could I interest you in a little skate?

00:12:55 - Tri-states. - D'oh!

00:13:52 Show some respect to Coach.

00:14:56 Don't look at me. I'm not crying!

00:16:02 Nelson wasn't being a psycho towards Bart.

00:16:53 Just tell me who to hurt.

00:17:50 Mistresses are the lifeblood of our community.

00:18:46 Oh, not yo use!

00:19:27 And you did for me what I failed to do for you.

00:20:17 Ah. There you go, kid.

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