The Simpsons — S34E07 — From Beer to Paternity

00:00:17 HOMER: Mmm, gravy.

00:01:46 by voting in our first ever

00:02:25 when I have my last beer at 54.

00:03:21 That was a blatant act of tortious negligence.

00:04:27 I'm... the father of a daughter.

00:05:12 - No. - Why not?

00:06:04 Hey, are you gonna slam the door

00:06:55 Her name is Amber. She's named after

00:07:56 That's why I've assembled this crack team

00:08:50 GROUP: Call her! Call her! Call her!

00:09:38 on a road trip to Glendon Falls.

00:10:29 Oh, hey, we should put on music that Lisa likes, huh?

00:11:28 and, well, you know what they say,

00:12:16 Brandon, what is up?

00:13:04 Drop it to you.

00:13:57 That's the mascot for Tea Time Tamales.

00:14:51 that you're some sort of ideal dad when this whole trip

00:15:39 I'm all yours... Renata.

00:16:35 to admit he's not perfect.

00:17:34 Oh, what an odd thing to say.

00:18:19 Come on, friend!

00:19:12 All chicks are somebody's daughter.

00:19:59 Oh, yeah!

00:21:30 Shh!