The Simpsons — S34E01 — Habeas Tortoise

2022 · 22 MIN · IMDB 6.4 · 370 VOTES · DIR. Matthew Faughnan

The Simpsons — S34E01 — Habeas Tortoise poster

Overview

After Homer humiliates himself in a town meeting, he looks for acceptance in an internet group hunting for a missing tortoise but finds something much more sinister.

Dialogue Timeline — 499 lines

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00:00:02 T H E S I M P S O N S
00:01:07 What if one of them is the Kama Sutra?
00:02:03 Am I really a stupid man?
00:03:02 So? Even the animals will think I'm dumb.
00:04:02 I don't see him either, but I'm sure
00:05:01 I bet someone used a dolly to cart Leonard off.
00:05:54 with a little window so you can read the funny message
00:06:46 That tickles.
00:07:47 barking seals instead?
00:08:32 until they connect over a cause.
00:09:23 for viewing surveillance footage,
00:10:25 about the zoo director. We should board it.
00:11:14 He's not used to that.
00:12:02 I'm here as Clancy Wiggum, a simple civilian
00:12:50 and pick locks.
00:13:48 Do I have to tell you?
00:14:41 Guys, you'll never believe it, but I found...
00:15:35 You're all acting dumb.
00:16:49 for all dangerous and violent plans.
00:17:46 The most obvious explanation
00:18:40 DETECTOR: Dr. J, super dunk!
00:19:33 I heard it's pig butt,
00:20:30 We're in a golden age.
00:21:30 Shh!

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed499
Dialogue density22.7 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:21:30

Production Record

DirectorMatthew Faughnan
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes370

Factoids

Episode

The Simpsons, season 34, episode 1: Habeas Tortoise.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/456/season/34/episode/1
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