The Short & Curlies

00:00:50 Have you got anything for a sore throat?

00:01:27 See, that's looking better already.

00:02:04 a year - no, a week.

00:02:43 Hang about.

00:03:32 Two hands, please, Joy. That's it.

00:04:06 - I can't stand pain. - Can't you, Joy? No?

00:04:42 And of course, she wanted me just to walk out, leave my two ladies.

00:05:26 And then he checked the takings again.

00:06:01 I've decided. I'm gonna try Senokot.

00:06:34 Lightens up your face.

00:07:03 Yeah, all right, yeah. Extra large, that's the one, that's me.

00:07:37 I hope I'm not gonna get varicose veins.

00:08:11 - You're gonna tell it though. - No, I wouldn't.

00:09:02 - Didn't you talk to no boys tonight? - No.

00:09:44 - Are you courting, Joy? - I have been seeing somebody.

00:10:21 - He's all right. - He's so clean, isn't he?

00:11:05 What do you mean?

00:12:02 - She was quite overweight, though. - Was she?

00:13:02 Is it? A couple of aspirins and a hot-water bottle normally helps.

00:13:38 Who's there?

00:14:13 - I'm not forcing you. - Oh, look.

00:15:16 and I'll sweep the sides round

00:15:50 I'll put some conditioner on that, make it nice and shiny.

00:16:23 /I'll cover it up with make-up. /You can't see it, can you?