The Secret Lives of Dentists

00:01:14 Teeth outlast everything.

00:04:01 I'm waiting for a man who takes really good care of his teeth...

00:07:23 I don't understand why people don't like Brussels sprouts.

00:10:03 - Yes, you did. - I didn't.

00:14:16 Okay, call my... However you wanna handle it.

00:22:52 That's what's so tragic.

00:25:41 ...and it turns black. It's a good thing, believe me.

00:30:55 ...when mommies and daddies argue...

00:34:45 You're supposed to eat it with a spoon and milk.

00:39:32 ...hate you, you're a dentist.

00:42:53 - We'll have to find out. - You can eat that.

00:46:29 Fuck him, he was a jerk.

00:52:17 - Yeah. - Like it hurts and it doesn't, sort of?

00:55:11 You see the two crowns I did, the Maryland bridge, see that?

01:01:29 - Yuck! - Yuck.

01:05:24 - You're wonderful, thank you. - Everybody!

01:09:33 Dave, the midget is... She stepped in the puke.

01:12:22 You're looking a little better, I think.

01:14:42 - What? - Nope, nothing.

01:17:34 That's right, Barbie's Bubbling Spa.

01:21:20 Let's take this off, it's kind of damp.

01:24:30 - She's completely... - You have to get up now.

01:29:24 Yeah, his own sister doesn't even like him.

01:33:59 - because Pocket Fisherman can hang on your belt.