The Saphead

00:00:04 Buster Keaton in The Saphead

00:02:49 Nicholas Van Alstyne- known, loved, and feared as "The Old Nick of The Street."

00:05:32 Mark Turner had succeeded in marrying Old Nick's daughter -

00:08:21 "I'm afraid you'd find me rotten company."

00:11:18 I am destitute and very ill. I must see you. Henrietta Reynolds

00:13:34 "What's happened to you lately? Getting home at daylight -

00:16:08 Agnes was an orphan -- whom Nick has brought up as his own child.

00:21:42 "Are those things worth two thousand dollars?"

00:25:00 Young Men of Prominent Families Given Free Ride to Police Station.

00:27:42 - I'm afraid you won't care for me any more."

00:30:27 - this is the last check you'll get from me!"

00:32:37 Watson Flint -- Nick's broker, and a friend of the family.

00:36:20 "No matter what Uncle Nick says, I'll marry you whenever you want me --"

00:38:23 "I'm going to marry Bertie tonight."

00:40:44 "Perhaps they've locked her up."

00:44:26 "Anything else?"

00:49:30 "Bertie, these belong to you ---- they're from Henrietta."

00:57:17 Mark has induced Nick to go on his yachting trip as planned.

00:59:10 "While he is away they are mine."

01:01:43 "Mr. Van Alstyne won't return for a week -- and Mr. Turner is in charge."

01:03:21 - that Henrietta girl, and put the blame on Mr. Bertie-"

01:06:40 -HENRIETTA -HENRIETTA -HENRIETTA

01:08:54 "Every time you hear a man yelling 'Henrietta' -

01:13:03 "He's bought a cottage on Long Island -- this is his address."