The Santa Trap
2002 · 120 MIN · IMDB 3.9 · 292 VOTES · DIR. John Shepphird
Overview
It's Christmas Eve and Judy Emerson is told there's no such thing as Santa. Determined to prove her family wrong, she sets an elaborate trap and successfully captures Santa Claus himself. But her parents think the jolly old elf is a burglar and have Santa arrested.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,713 lines
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00:01:35 ho, ho, ho!
00:04:33 Well, you know.
00:08:11 Merry Christmas.
00:11:19 I mean, between your work, and the stress.
00:14:31 On Christmas, Spivak?
00:21:17 It's Santa Claus. I trapped him.
00:23:44 Where he belongs.
00:29:12 Uughhh.
00:32:03 Oh, the same dufus that arrested mayor Davis on Thanksgiving?
00:35:47 Yeah, right. Nice try.
00:38:50 Biker gang?
00:42:14 Yeah.
00:45:11 Yes?
00:48:19 Yeah. He shared the cell with him tonight.
00:52:01 I'm going down to the station.
00:55:22 We can work all this out.
00:59:03 parking tickets!
01:01:49 I can help.
01:06:11 If I don't make my deliveries tonight
01:10:22 To the less fortunate?
01:13:30 God bless.
01:16:27 Take your family home!
01:19:53 He sure looks up to you.
01:27:06 ---oOo---
Cast & Characters
Shelley Long
Molly Emerson
Robert Hays
Bill Emerson
Sierra Abel
Judy Emerson
Brandon de Paul
Mike Emerson
Corbin Bernsen
Chief Spivak
Stacy Keach
Max the Biker
Dick Van Patten
Santa Claus
Talbot Perry Simons
Clifford the Inebriated
Paul Butcher
Brian Spivak
Amanda Pays
Doris Spivak
Sonny Carl Davis
Officer Buckley
Steve Monroe
Officer Calhoun
Cork Hubbert
Elf One
Martin Klebba
Elf Ranger Bob
Adrienne Barbeau
Alice the Homeless Mom
Alana Austin
Carla the Assistant
Colton James
Marty the Hospital Teen
Joe Virzi
Trash Talking Teddy (voice)
Patricia Gillum
Boutique Person
Brooke Beare
Reporter
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,713
Dialogue density14.3 lines / min
First line00:01:35
Final line01:27:06
Production Record
DirectorJohn Shepphird
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes292
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