The Rug Cop
2006 · 80 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 112 VOTES · DIR. Minoru Kawasaki
Overview
A spot-on, hilarious spoof of 1970s Japanese TV cop shows, THE RUG COP follows chrome-domed officer Genda as he transfers to a new precinct just as a group of radical terrorists hijack a shipment of uranium and deliver a ransom demand of five billion yen. Genda and his crack team of detectives must solve the case using their peculiar abilities: champion eater Detective Fatty, abnormally endowed Detective Big Dick, speedy weightlifter Detective Shorty, and ladies man Mr. Handsome. But most dangerous of all is the Rug Cop, whose projectile toupee proves lethal to wrongdoers! Kawasaki s unique comic genius and his love of vintage cop shows combine to produce a silly masterpiece that will have viewers truly believing in Rug Power!
Dialogue Timeline — 992 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:37 Listen!
00:04:09 KANICHI NABEYA (DETECTIVE SHORTY) YAKAN NABE
00:06:44 Our patrol car got a flat tire because of his weight.
00:09:19 Wouldn't it be nice if entertainment could save the world?
00:12:49 Mr. Rug, what happened to your hair?
00:15:03 You see...
00:18:46 Let's get married.
00:22:46 What the hell is this?
00:25:11 Why don't you stick to busting clubs who overcharge their customers?
00:28:02 He's been kind, caring. Like always.
00:31:09 Know no middle ground
00:34:55 4.5 billion years?
00:37:22 — Run as fast as you can. — Okay.
00:40:09 Please. I want to do it right.
00:43:34 It doesn't ring a bell? No?
00:49:03 Don't move or I'll shoot her.
00:52:41 She died an alcoholic.
00:55:45 must win the race.
00:59:03 to rescue all the bald men among us.
01:01:52 What's wrong with you?
01:06:38 Shut your mouth, loser.
01:09:46 Can't you see I'm trying?
01:12:55 Yoko.
01:16:30 The man you like may be kind