The Road to Wellville

00:01:10 Sir, how often should one exonerate one's bowels?

00:05:27 Excuse me, sir. But would you mind if we joined your table?

00:09:30 from the disgustin' habit of eating meat.

00:13:43 old people with one foot in the grave.

00:18:11 - What is that? - This... is a colonic wash.

00:21:46 It's good. I know it's good.

00:28:21 You know, bicycling for women is still very much frowned upon in Peterskill.

00:33:30 You know, last night I awoke to the sound of spoons.

00:37:30 I just won't let you spoil this for me.

00:41:41 - You've never heard of him? - No.

00:46:02 I warn you, sir, an erection is a flagpole on your grave.

00:50:24 Will, I have a confession to make.

00:54:55 It's more, uh...

01:00:23 Tell me, Virginia, honestly, do you think that sex is harmful?

01:04:41 What will people think?

01:09:22 Every man, woman and child. I'll drink to that.

01:13:52 Will they explode?

01:19:27 Professor who?

01:23:23 Dear Will, what is life...

01:30:28 George Kellogg? What seems to be the problem?

01:34:31 And now I will move on. Into the next room, please.

01:39:01 A charlatan. A fraud.

01:43:35 Nurse Graves! Nurse Graves.

07:00:01 supper at 6:30...