The Return of Cagliostro
2003 · 100 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 393 VOTES · DIR. Franco Maresco, Daniele Ciprì
Overview
In the Sicily of the late 1940s, two brother sculptors, tired of selling madonnas to the local churches, finally realize their dream, and set up a Sicilian production company, thanks to the help of a local bishop. They start producing one box-office failure Z-movie after the other, all with terribly bad local non-pros as actors. Covered in debts, they finally have their great chance, when a local nobleman obsessed by magic decides to invest all his wealth in the making of a movie about Cagliostro, just one year after Orson Welles' Black Magic (1949). They hire a famous American actor (Robert Englund) and start shooting "The Return of Cagliostro".
Dialogue Timeline — 263 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
01:04:17 Shut up, incoherent
01:04:52 -Who is it? -The actor
01:05:45 Yet he was going around with an old wig trying to hypnotize, making tricks
01:08:06 It was fault of that damned set
01:09:31 Let me get upstairs, 'cause these ones are all lost
01:10:55 and most of all of the renewed harmony between the Sicilian Cosa Nostra
01:12:07 Third: also the La Marca brothers, as strange it may seem
01:14:05 This way
01:15:14 Mamma mia! I feel sorry for him
01:16:26 But he's lucky in disgrace though
01:17:35 Will you shut up 'cause you're making my brain rot. You've got to calm down
01:18:10 He's throwing out his soul Doesn't he make pity?
01:18:55 What a shame
01:19:41 I'll tell him that poor Erroll, more pissed than ever, fell off the window
01:20:53 That's your buisness. It's me who's risking
01:22:10 How can you eat uncle Totò?
01:23:33 ln nomine Patri, fili et spiritu santi
01:24:19 Whose fault?
01:24:59 Get out damned oldie, I can't stand you 'cause you stink
01:25:58 the favourite of the powerful Lucky Luciano won't be able to help them
01:28:17 You can't dance
01:28:55 The film about Cagliostro
01:30:32 the unlucky Cammarata
01:32:15 Ah! I forgot, and the La Marca brothers?