The Return of Cagliostro
2003 · 100 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 393 VOTES · DIR. Franco Maresco, Daniele Ciprì
Overview
In the Sicily of the late 1940s, two brother sculptors, tired of selling madonnas to the local churches, finally realize their dream, and set up a Sicilian production company, thanks to the help of a local bishop. They start producing one box-office failure Z-movie after the other, all with terribly bad local non-pros as actors. Covered in debts, they finally have their great chance, when a local nobleman obsessed by magic decides to invest all his wealth in the making of a movie about Cagliostro, just one year after Orson Welles' Black Magic (1949). They hire a famous American actor (Robert Englund) and start shooting "The Return of Cagliostro".
Dialogue Timeline — 263 lines
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01:04:17 Shut up, incoherent
01:04:52 -Who is it? -The actor
01:05:45 Yet he was going around with an old wig trying to hypnotize, making tricks
01:08:13 I can't tell you anything
01:09:47 Sometimes destiny can be particularly cruel toward men
01:11:01 and the American Cosa Nostra
01:12:32 A paranoic with persecution mania who was never a man of honour though
01:14:09 It's truly admirable the zeal with which those two are preparing
01:15:35 Human imbecility makes more victims than the Messina's earthquake
01:16:37 Because if he'd know what's happeing over there
01:17:46 Do you know when I calm down? As soon as I'll eat his throat
01:18:30 Let's be clear my horse is lamed...
01:19:12 But I can give you the chance to save your arse
01:20:12 A cuckhold (man of shit)
01:21:27 Santino don't let anyone disturbing us, I urge you
01:22:37 Without any distraction ever
01:24:04 Yeah, it's unbearable
01:24:37 I'd like you could talk to the "friends"
01:25:25 Get your arm off my head
01:27:01 I and my brother are two shits but we've got to leave you here
01:28:37 Eminence, I'd like to ask if you know anything about the film shooting
01:30:07 Pretty soon he'll be locked into a madhouse by a greedy nephew
01:31:40 Who knows, maybe because loosers give us a sort of attraction
479:39:45 intellectual and spiritual may 850...