The Real Cancun

00:00:36 People are like, "What sport do you play?"

00:03:54 That's how I'm keeping my chastity

00:07:27 - I know, yeah. - That's cool.

00:10:47 Listen, you guys, you don't know. Listen, you guys, tonight-

00:14:22 And I dare a - to come in my face

00:19:15 Brighten up your day

00:22:39 There's only one place where we can go

00:26:13 - Oh, that's disgusting! - I know, dude.

00:30:48 There's another one, look! Ah!

00:34:55 - Make out with someone? - Yeah, like just play.

00:38:13 What kind of dicks you like? You like them short?

00:42:28 - All right, everybody, salud. - Salud.

00:46:36 Probably not to make me jealous.

00:49:47 If I was your boyfriend and some guy was like, "Come here,"

00:56:12 - You're like, "Look at this rail. " - "Look at this railing. "

00:59:55 And the guys would fantasize

01:03:53 and I'll say, "What's up?"

01:08:44 Contestant number five!

01:13:29 And I don't want to change, I just want to have fun

01:17:59 I'm so trashed, man.

01:22:32 Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

01:26:48 I never did that. That's so cool.

01:31:09 All right, cool. Can we get naked, Roxanne?

02:00:02 I'm not ready to be married.