The Real Cancun

00:00:36 People are like, "What sport do you play?"

00:03:50 One last hit and then I'm ghost

00:07:18 - That's cool. - Did you know each other before?

00:10:28 - Shut up. - We're from Sun Splash Tours.

00:13:59 Oh, I'm, I'm a dirty dog

00:18:26 but it couldn't be like, anything serious, you know

00:22:01 Pretty lady, go on do that dance

00:25:19 Pee. Your own pee.

00:29:36 We have a date. I found my date.

00:33:31 They're really sensitive on their beaks, so when they-

00:37:04 You've always been friends? That's it?

00:41:02 You're doing it.

00:44:33 I'mjust like a turtle crawling out ofme shell

00:48:30 I want to take my clothes off

00:52:26 Let me put this away before she comes in

00:57:56 I just think it's gross. I think it's fucking disgusting.

01:01:43 I was destroyed. Not only had I lost my boyfriend

01:05:46 You won't make out with me, why's that?

01:10:41 Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

01:15:17 Yo, I'm gonna do this notjust for the ladies

01:19:28 - Naked. - Naked?

01:23:25 You see that?

01:28:01 Why you all in my "get ready" area?

01:31:45 That girl was hot. With the red- you see that?