The Promotion

00:00:16 Hi. I'm Doug Stauber.

00:02:59 And I'm asked to share my graham cracker slap stories with my wife's boss...

00:06:50 - That's for blue stock only. - Okay.

00:10:11 - It's just crazy. Lot detail means bad cards. - Oh.

00:13:12 Thanks, strawberry faggot.

00:16:38 I wanted to tell you-

00:20:06 It's important to get along.

00:24:13 Last stop, financial district.

00:28:18 You've essentially attained your goal. Blockin' out distractions!

00:32:28 Hey, remove yourself! Get your pizza off there. Get your butt off my car!

00:36:36 We got it covered. You have the vest?

00:39:51 - He threw it? - I don't know, someone in the group!

00:42:53 I wonder if anyone else here...

00:45:59 Yeah.

00:49:05 We've been stressed about getting this job, so-

00:52:22 Hey.

00:55:41 But we restore them to normalcy.

00:59:15 to jobs their wives already think they have.

01:03:05 out of money for me and my wife.

01:06:34 "Time for Me to Fly."

01:11:04 Let's get applejacker's interview over with.

01:16:11 I want to be the primary breadwinner, Jen. Come on.

01:20:06 But either way, he's a higher-up now.

12:00:00 the earnest money check.