The Program

00:00:23 All right, bowl bid ridin' here for ESU.

00:04:51 Didrt expect you home this year, Joe.

00:09:31 I knew there was gonna be an article. I just didn't know it was out already.

00:13:18 All you need to know is how to sign an NFL contract.

00:17:05 Wort you come along

00:22:19 plus an American history survey course.

00:27:48 - Never with anybody on the back, but it was fun, wasrt it?

00:32:33 Well, then, maybe just this once, you can write about football.

00:36:43 There's no time to think or to worry.

00:41:13 Great catch.! Touchdown, ESU.

00:46:01 All right, just one.

00:50:20 If I tried to use my influence to get you back in

00:54:52 I don't know. I guess he doesn't like football.

01:00:31 On the count of you, my brother's dating his cell mate. I'm gonna make you pay!

01:05:01 I used to put a copy of my report card inside...

01:09:22 Hey, Joe, could you do us a favor and slow your drunk ass down?

01:14:30 I respectfully submit that Bobby Collins should not be given special treatment...

01:19:11 Damn, I know you, motherfucker. You're the one who got my baby sister pregnant.

01:25:00 - Good to be back. - What's up, brother? Next game we blow some people up.

01:30:48 We're gonna ring that championship bell!

01:34:29 You gotta be kiddin' me.

01:39:04 Kane pitches toJefferson...

01:43:50 Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for fuckin' dinner. Ready, break!

500:06:00 you start, dependin' on how you play.