The Prisoner of Second Avenue

00:00:23 This is Roger Kelting with the 9:00 report.

00:06:06 - Sure. If you think you can handle it. - I can handle it, all right.

00:09:56 Don't sleep next to the wall. Sleep in the bedroom.

00:13:20 I get cold, hot. I smell garbage, I hear noise.

00:16:49 Bang back.

00:20:57 Maybe later, a little swim. How big you think that pool is, Mel?

00:24:37 Bigger ponies than this.

00:28:38 All of my husband's suits. There's not a thing left in his closet.

00:32:36 They found my kitchen money too.

00:36:00 I'm so sorry.

00:41:07 Where's the music? Where's a cute little tune?

00:45:11 - We'll need a breakdown tonight. - Tonight?

00:49:56 - That's all? - Then I walked back into the bedroom.

00:53:54 ...and if you don't go bald, I'll give him a call tomorrow.

00:58:57 - Mel, what are you talking about? - You have no suspicion of the truth.

01:02:47 I never would have guessed.

01:06:20 This is Roger Kelting and the 1:00 news.

01:09:59 Okay, we got a disagreement.

01:14:02 And in case I don't see you for another nine years, I'll get you some homemade cookies!

01:18:07 Do you think he'd ever play with me as a kid? Hell, no.

01:23:55 - What are you talking about? - I was mugged!

01:27:17 Let them keep their garbage and crooks and air conditioners and jobs!

01:30:47 I'll call the girls up, say from now on, you're the favorite.

01:34:35 Will you shut up down there, you hoodlums!