The Prisoner of Second Avenue

00:00:23 This is Roger Kelting with the 9:00 report.

00:06:10 There really hasn't been that much to do here lately, has there?

00:10:04 I cracked the wall! I barely touched it and I cracked the wall.

00:13:33 I protest against stinking garbage and jiggling toilets!

00:17:13 - Mr. Brockman was fired this morning. - Jim Brockman? Jesus.

00:21:23 - You okay, kid? - Harry, I'm 48. I'm hardly a kid anymore.

00:24:59 Why? What was the reason they gave?

00:30:00 Well, what the hell happened here? Why is this place such a mess?

00:33:09 You didn't find them.

00:36:37 Is this a worthwhile life? Banging on walls and jiggling toilets?

00:41:59 Bastards. You bastards!

00:47:16 - Have you turned down any employment...? - Have I turned down any employment...?

00:50:49 ...in the zoo. - I've been to the zoo every day for 34 days.

00:55:08 Mel, I think we better have a long talk tonight...

01:00:21 Mel, would you like some caramel custard?

01:04:04 I'm gonna take the day off and take you myself.

01:07:54 X...

01:11:49 Maybe she doesn't wear it anymore. Let the woman talk.

01:16:06 You have to relax, you mustn't take the world too seriously...

01:21:08 What happened?

01:25:39 You know what I kept thinking about on the way home? One thing. Only one thing.

01:29:14 The woman doesn't like me, it's all right.

01:32:58 You're not better yet. You hear me? You're not better yet!

386:28:01 Corner of Second Avenue.