The Pick-up Artist

00:04:39 - Bye, Jack. - Bye, Karen.

00:06:41 Jack, you might also want to know that her husband, Stephen Merchant Sr

00:09:57 Don't get mad at me, OK? I'm Lulu, Alonzo's girlfriend.

00:12:21 Are you crazy? Next to you? She's a pearl next to a swine.

00:16:04 - I mean, did you need my help? - I was fine.

00:19:01 - The same thing happens every month. - It's frustrating.

00:21:40 Did anyone tell you you've the face of a Botticelli and body of a Degas?

00:24:23 I love the arms, but I hate the voice. I love the voice, but I hate the mind.

00:27:45 Hey! Randy!

00:30:18 I won't tell you unless you be quiet.

00:33:01 Here.

00:35:59 Pretzels clog up your colon triglycerides.

00:40:56 - Can I say one thing? - No.

00:43:19 - Do you mean is it on me? - On you, off you, up you.

00:46:19 Swish.

00:50:39 This is crazy, Jack. Come in.

00:53:06 - So what did you do? - I broke his nose.

00:56:02 Mr Portacarrero, anything you want, let me know.

00:58:33 Turn back the clock.

01:01:49 - To the bus. - Bus to where?

01:04:27 - How much does it pay? - 35 to one.

01:08:27 - You'll get him. - When?

01:11:13 Is rain wet? Is London English? Does popcorn pop? What else is new?

01:14:38 This is Serge Handfeld, from Vienna.