The Phantom of the Open

00:00:01 One, two...

00:03:51 I promise I'll give you champagne,

00:07:22 'the spacecraft is shown by...'

00:12:03 'Newton from the bunker.'

00:17:41 "'...getting into the British open championship,

00:22:13 'Please welcome on the tee, Maurice g flitcroft.'

00:25:58 j“ I ain't feeling tired, no, no, no... j“j“

00:29:14 - Well done. - Can you help?

00:34:16 Fucking 'ell!

00:39:44 - Do the press know? - Not yet.

00:43:21 'Oh, dear. That's his fourth shot, he's still not out of the bunker.'

00:49:15 What score would be a fair reflection, Maurice?

00:53:16 Reality says. Well, look what happened.

00:57:24 Is the British open, not by definition, open to everyone?

01:01:32 Fucking France!

01:05:55 'still going well.'

01:09:40 I done some really bad things. I can't go back inside, not now.

01:14:27 Moscow!

01:19:00 I got, uh,

01:25:17 J“ you say this guy j“

01:29:33 He used to work here, don't you know? Eh?

01:34:15 'if life were a cup of tea,

01:38:41 'they've got Japanese, Australians.'

01:42:17 'that is the road to perfection. Regular practice.'