The Perfect Score

00:00:54 SAT.

00:04:16 - What'd you tell your parents? - What do you think?

00:07:15 I know things. Ask me who's got the best pitching staff in baseball.

00:10:05 Test scores go up, the schools get more cash.

00:13:29 Desmond Rhodes, All-City, but his grades are shitty.

00:16:22 No, if you're trying to get into her pants...

00:20:01 We're not talking about a big heist.

00:23:40 Excuse me.

00:27:01 I wanted to be on that train and just be gone somewhere.

00:30:12 - Yeah. - Bro, what's up?

00:33:03 You got mine?

00:35:53 I'm not smart enough, as opposed to this genius who's being screwed.

00:39:06 Hands up!

00:43:00 And I just can't wait to be great again.

00:48:25 Why would you lock the door to this?

00:52:36 And you think you could hook me up with a bottle of champagne?

00:56:39 Oh, man. Not steps.

00:59:55 Someone's gotta take a crack at verbal. Francesca?

01:03:24 She's all about college degrees. She works three jobs.

01:07:08 - Shit. - Grab my hand. I'll pull you up.

01:12:52 But I will tell you something that you don't know.

01:16:46 You know what I was thinking in there? I need to work on being alone.

01:20:31 You look like you need a pimp.

01:23:39 That's right, baby. Standardise this!