The Perfect Man

00:00:27 [knocking on door]

00:04:11 Fantastic.

00:08:32 You have no choice.

00:11:39 Well, I got you to laugh, right? That's Step One.

00:15:14 Because you're always thinking about you.

00:18:46 [chuckles] For a woman, a red rose.

00:23:34 How would you like to have bruises all over your body?

00:27:19 That's right, make him work for it, girlfriend.

00:30:33 By what? I don't know.

00:33:56 Babe, I love you

00:37:27 Because?

00:40:54 He plays Scrabble.

00:45:04 Now that he's traveling, he asked her to send...

00:48:33 Ice cream and brownies.

00:53:48 A baby fit into my happily-ever-after plan just fine.

00:58:27 I know. I came to see you, actually.

01:02:07 [all laughing] This isn't going to cover anything.

01:05:39 (Holly) Please, please forgive me.

01:09:25 Lots of Chinese people.

01:13:32 (man) Rock out, buddy!

01:18:45 (man) What are you doing? You can't come in here.

01:23:35 (Holly) "Princess Holly. "

01:31:44 You want a bigger ring?

01:38:40 [Real Life Fairytale playing]