The Parent Trap

00:01:05 If their love's on skids, treat your folks like kids

00:06:41 Chief Eaglewood.

00:13:12 You vicious little wretch!

00:20:02 I don't have a father, actually.

00:26:01 There's more to it than just switching places.

00:31:12 - Hi, Grandfather. - Hello, sweetheart. Oh, my.

00:35:55 Sharon, what I'm trying to say is that the decision to marry

00:41:38 - How was camp? - Swell.

00:46:36 - No, I didn't know. - Oh, yes.

00:51:17 I know how they are because I used to be a little boy once, so I know.

00:56:14 Are you sure there isn't anything you want to tell me?

01:00:56 You're old enough to understand that wonderful mystery

01:05:46 Mother... I think what you and Daddy did to us children is lousy! I think it stinks!

01:09:48 - Are you looking for a fight? - With my favourite daughter? No.

01:14:12 Come on! I can get married any time I want to!

01:20:28 - I've got people out there! - Don't start yelling. Let me explain.

01:24:58 - I want a doctor. - Don't be ridiculous.

01:28:42 Vicky?

01:33:51 - Don't you see? - Ladies and gentlemen...

01:38:21 It would have been worse if we'd stayed together - all that fighting.

01:43:12 What am I supposed to do for three days? Stay home and knit?

01:48:09 - Enjoying yourself? - Perfectly wonderful.

01:54:02 You'll never know what they did to me, you big goon!

01:58:56 Sit down and eat your stew. Don't spill it now.