The Old, Old, Very Old Man

00:00:31 Excuse me, sir. I have an appointment with Mr. Miles Holling.

00:03:12 Captain? - Lieutenant, why am I fielding calls about zoning regulations?

00:04:52 Okay. Here we go. That's it.

00:06:29 that if he ever laid down, he would never get up again.

00:08:01 - The room hasn't been touched? - No, sir.

00:09:39 Uh, could we switch chairs? It's the tassels.

00:11:18 It's a tough call. Captain, I'm gonna grant your request.

00:13:30 - Uh, come help me with my bags. - Bags? You have more than one?

00:15:19 - Do you remember that? - Oh, it was a hit and run, five years ago.

00:17:04 - 7:00 is too early. - You could use the snooze alarm.

00:18:59 But... Your husband is staying over at Adrian's house.

00:20:21 I have TiVo. - No. No, I couldn't leave now. I'd hurt his feelings.

00:22:10 - I-I-I'll do it. - I got it. - No. Please.

00:23:50 They just sent those over Employment records from the nursing home.

00:25:21 George Rowe?

00:26:54 The feeding schedule goes up to last Friday.

00:28:21 He was under the couch. Come on. I need you in there.

00:30:07 Here's the question. Who would murder the oldest man in the world?

00:32:22 First thing in the morning, I'm gonna call the Vatican...

00:34:12 Oh, I see our guest of honor is arriving.

00:35:43 It's about Darren Leveroni. Do you remember him?

00:37:19 F-First you accuse me of a five-year-old hit-and-run.

00:38:41 You said that if he lived another five years

00:40:32 and the-the fender was dented and there was some blood and some hair.