The Oh in Ohio

00:00:16 Breathe from your pelvis, and meditate on the movement of water.

00:04:34 I know it's hard to reach out, but you need help, Jack.

00:07:52 The nuchal. N-U-C-H-A-L.

00:12:09 Never.

00:15:03 There's a simple solution to your problem.

00:18:56 - Claim it! Christen it. - I don't think I've ever looked at mine.

00:22:20 No.

00:24:54 It's not an accurate representation of the current me.

00:28:14 Masturbation.

00:34:09 Escape.

00:38:24 If Frikascis...

00:41:49 I thought there were no nerve endings in the vagina.

00:44:45 - What? - You're clinically addicted to your vibrator...

00:48:30 ...would go so far as to build you new roads.

00:53:07 Awesome.

00:56:41 Not now, Sherri.

01:00:10 - Dinner's on me. Scotch, rocks. - Okay.

01:02:26 I was kidding. I'm very pro-metamorphosis.

01:05:07 - You go first and I'll spot you. - Okay.

01:09:00 You should keep your slide on all the time.

01:12:17 So?

01:15:05 Nothing serious or anything. Just, you know, to catch up.

01:18:49 I've been thinking that maybe...

01:22:19 - I'll think about it. - Okay.