The Odd Couple

00:01:37 - Room, please? - You alone?

00:12:26 Brown sandwiches and green sandwiches.

00:15:35 Yeah, you're calling because I'm a week behind with the cheque, right?

00:19:50 - They broke up. - Who?

00:24:02 Costs me a dollar and a quarter, right?

00:28:53 - We don't know what kind. - What difference does it make?

00:32:34 Drains can be fixed. We have plumbers. Get me a pot under the sink.

00:36:16 - Stop talking about Frances. - Do you want me to forget about her?

00:40:39 There's eight rooms. We could go a year without seeing each other.

00:43:54 Ten minutes, that's all I'm gonna be.

00:48:29 I can't take any more.

00:51:43 That's really funny. I think they actually envy us.

00:55:06 Those tears dripping on your arm is what gave you bursitis.

00:58:48 One's a widow, the other's a divorcee. They're a barrel of laughs.

01:03:10 I called at 7:00. You were gone.

01:06:39 Well, we did that beautifully.

01:11:25 - Oscar tells me you're sisters. - Yes. That's right.

01:15:23 Oh, sweet.

01:19:11 He's a walking soap opera.

01:27:22 Here's a key to the back door.

01:32:09 Have I just been told off? I think I may have missed it.

01:36:21 I'm gonna have yours dipped in bronze.

01:40:20 - I'll bet that's him. - I said he'd be back.

12:00:12 What do you want?