The Object of My Affection

00:00:51 Welcome to the Brinkley School and our first-grade show. I'm George Hanson.

00:04:50 Thank you. I got stuck in a faculty meeting, and then the subway...

00:08:39 It's not every day I invite the lover of my dinner companion to live with me

00:13:41 I mean, I wasn't happy you needed a place to stay, but still happy you called.

00:17:03 Yeah. In fact, George, you could probably take off all your clothes and Vince wouldn't mind.

00:20:57 - And he has great taste. - Mm.

00:24:58 Gay?

00:29:53 - Well, it varies. Depends. - Who was the first person you slept with?

00:34:11 Yeah.

00:38:36 - Just hurry up and get inside. - I really envy your living here, George.

00:42:17 They tell you they wanna be your friend, but they're really wanting... to fuck you.

00:46:21 - No shit, Sherlock! - You made me an offer and I never refused.

00:52:21 Guests included Anne Rice, King Hussein and Colin Powell. Hot fun in the summertime.

00:58:53 Where does he want you to go?

01:03:17 - George Hanson. - How do you do? Paul James.

01:07:51 Well, we didn't actually have much of that. We did talk about it a lot.

01:11:38 - I got the new Michael Crichton in the car. - Oh, no, really. Thanks, Sidney.

01:16:24 Hiya, sweetie. George, terrific news about you and Dr Joley. Good for you.

01:21:25 Hi. Hey.

01:25:31 - Nice to meet you. - I wish he'd been our Mercutio instead.

01:29:29 What happens when all the men at your Thanksgiving dinner find other men?

01:35:13 Caroline, let's face it. My little brother is cute!

01:43:04 Are you sure? I can stay until you and Molly get settled.

01:48:09 Yes. Welcome to the... Prospect Park...