The Night We Never Met
1993 · 99 MIN · IMDB 6.0 · 3,071 VOTES · DIR. Warren Leight
Overview
Sam has a problem with his roommates: they are disgusting, and don't seem to share his views on responsibility, privacy, and basic hygine. Such is his discomfort with his living arrangements that he agrees to share the occupancy of another flat: he gets two nights a week, the owner (a sleazy frat-boy yuppie named Brian, soon to be married) and Ellen (a would-be painter seeking relief from her boring marriage) each get their seperate nights in the flat. Things go extremely well until Sam and Brian swap nights without telling Ellen, who attributes the "nice" things that happen around the place to the slob Brian, while berating the responsible Sam for his hedonistic lifestyle.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,587 lines
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00:00:06 Good morning, New York!
00:04:43 It's my sister over here.
00:07:49 Well, two days a week...
00:11:52 I have an appointment early in the morning for the PBS TV.
00:16:37 I'm a married woman, Mr. Potesky.
00:20:20 No. don't be silly, Mrs. Winkler.
00:23:34 Lillian, my nutritionalist, she says that it's antibiotics and steroids...
00:30:29 Ellen. P.S., food's great. "
00:33:35 Mnh-mnh-mnh. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
00:38:17 How can you eat that stuff?
00:41:18 You know? Hello?
00:44:39 Don't tell me.
00:48:05 No. I really shouldn't.
00:52:32 Look at that. Scalper.
00:57:14 I guess I don't really know you, and...
01:00:32 You'll find a better guy.
01:06:21 # Your love, lifting me higher #
01:11:41 No. No.
01:14:38 I'm Sam.
01:17:53 Me?
01:20:55 I told you the right lane. you don't listen.
01:25:15 The sanctuary.
01:30:36 What's his problem?
01:35:10 # True love like mine, ain't no other place to find #