The Night We Never Met
1993 · 99 MIN · IMDB 6.0 · 3,071 VOTES · DIR. Warren Leight
Overview
Sam has a problem with his roommates: they are disgusting, and don't seem to share his views on responsibility, privacy, and basic hygine. Such is his discomfort with his living arrangements that he agrees to share the occupancy of another flat: he gets two nights a week, the owner (a sleazy frat-boy yuppie named Brian, soon to be married) and Ellen (a would-be painter seeking relief from her boring marriage) each get their seperate nights in the flat. Things go extremely well until Sam and Brian swap nights without telling Ellen, who attributes the "nice" things that happen around the place to the slob Brian, while berating the responsible Sam for his hedonistic lifestyle.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,587 lines
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00:00:06 Good morning, New York!
00:04:45 Hi, sweetheart.
00:07:57 Ah! Who commerced?
00:12:06 But now...
00:16:53 Can I ask you something?
00:20:46 It's, uh... a little over.
00:24:27 Kenneth tells me that you two went to art school together.
00:31:01 Ooh!
00:34:40 Oh, Christ.
00:39:06 I'm not being rejected.
00:42:05 Yeah.
00:45:38 Well, how well do you know this special person?
00:49:26 # What my love is to me
00:54:14 Get my wife! I got a surprise for her!
00:58:27 I slept with the wrong guy.
01:03:49 Uh, you know, I was, uh...
01:07:40 It's good. Good.
01:13:06 Come out, you son of a bitch!
01:16:11 You're in love with her, too. This is disgusting.
01:19:43 All right, thanks.
01:23:21 Pastel, you can't do this. Why not?
01:29:28 No, no, you see, I thought Brian made the boxes and...
01:33:28 # More than you know
01:38:19 # Head over heels...