The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

00:01:13 The honorable Allen D. and the former Mrs. Eastern.

00:03:46 Thank you. Mr. President, tonight I'm extremely proud to welcome

00:08:48 Surely, a lovely woman like you

00:11:18 that nothing quite prepares you for.

00:13:52 Obsessed? Who's obsessed?

00:16:15 I'm sorry! Frank, this is Quentin Hapsburg of the Hexagon Oil Company.

00:19:15 She's part of my life, Ed. Always will be.

00:21:57 Red van? Thank you, that'll be very helpful.

00:24:38 Because no one is ever going to know about them.

00:27:08 Then, using the microscopic dirt particles on this footprint

00:29:41 Because I'm the last line of defense between sleaze like this

00:32:49 One, guns to be thrown down. Two, come on out.

00:36:31 What's gotten into you? He's a kind, gentle, concerned man

00:39:58 I'm afraid it's merely a case of jealousy, my dear.

00:44:39 Send him the plane fare and a new pair of pants.

00:49:20 I will...

00:55:15 So tell your congressman to keep those government dollars

01:00:22 Don't move!

01:03:26 Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.

01:07:32 The real doctor has a birthmark

01:11:51 I believe you're inquiring about Plan B.

01:14:42 Let me see here..."To reset detonation code, press pound sign."

01:17:37 You want me to be in your cabinet?

500:00:00 single hull super tanker.