The Munsters - S02E23 - Cyrano de Munster
1966 · 25 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · DIR. Joseph Pevney
Overview
After Herman has his poetry published in The Mortician Monthly, a shy coworker named Clyde asks him to compose love letters to help him attract the attention of a young lady he’s fallen for. Herman obliges, but soon Lily discovers samples of this mushy writing and becomes suspicious. After a re-enactment of the “hiding in the bushes” scene from CYRANO DE BERGERAC, the object of Clyde’s desire falls for Herman. Meanwhile, Herman mistakenly suspects that Clyde’s object of desire is Lily.
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00:00:03 Hold still, Grandpa.
00:00:50 Herman, will you quiet down and write your silly poetry?
00:02:56 No.
00:03:43 Well, that's no problem.
00:04:31 but I've never written mush to girls before.
00:05:26 Why?
00:06:23 If Lily finds one of these mushy missiles...
00:07:22 Can I help you, Mom?
00:08:11 My wife?
00:09:01 But if he did write these beautiful love words for me...
00:09:53 Any man who can write a love letter like that...
00:10:56 A-N...
00:11:54 the angrier I get.
00:12:58 Come on, Clyde, look at this romantic setting.
00:13:56 "My flames of love you've fed
00:14:55 "You're the petal, I'm the thorn
00:15:57 "I'm in love with you
00:16:48 That's right. His name is Herman Munster.
00:17:41 Don't you get it?
00:18:29 I plan to confront Clyde.
00:19:31 than a nosebleed if you don't give me the lowdown on playboy Munster.
00:20:33 Where's the horsewhip?
00:22:32 I suppose it was silly of me, getting so upset in the first place.
00:23:40 Thank you, sugar fangs.
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The Munsters, season 2, episode 23: Cyrano de Munster.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1712/season/2/episode/23Runtime uses the standard episode length listed for this series.
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