The Munsters — S01E22 — Dance With Me, Herman

00:00:16 Thanks for the lift, Charlie. Pick me up around 9:00 tomorrow morning.

00:01:14 And I think we ought to get to the bottom of this at supper.

00:03:01 And that'll lead up to...

00:03:58 Me? Well, why wouldn't you want me, of all people, to go to parents' night?

00:04:51 One, two, three. One, two, three.

00:05:53 You know something, Lily,

00:06:59 Grandpa?

00:07:50 There are plenty of good dancing schools,

00:08:43 Most of our clients are older people,

00:09:29 Calm down, Miss Valentine. What happened?

00:10:24 Yeah, that's better. Now, the first thing you have to do is put your arm around me.

00:11:26 How did I make out? I made out just beautifully, Lily.

00:12:38 What a crack-up!

00:14:05 They're all stapled together, so you don't have to bother to read the fine print.

00:15:22 He signed a 10-year contract for 1,500 lessons...

00:16:15 Lily, I got it. I got it. I'll take care of it.

00:17:01 Look, what they usually do is they get an investigator to pose as a student.

00:18:07 He looks like a cross between Little Abner and Ramses ll.

00:19:00 I'm sorry. It is our decision to return your money,

00:19:50 he had some sort of an attack right on our front porch.

00:20:44 Herman Munster is just a big, awkward clod.

00:21:34 No, no. Go... out the door and don't look back.

00:22:27 Oh, no. Because she pretended...

00:23:41 will be by in 10 minutes to pick him up.