The Munsters — S01E18 — If a Martian Answers, Hang Up

00:00:08 Here's the okay from Washington...

00:01:08 You put over $400 into that thing,

00:01:54 ever since I told that Napoleon fellow to take that shortcut through Waterloo.

00:04:08 Boy, they're great. We can play some neat games with them.

00:05:03 Okay. Get over there behind the wall.

00:06:07 Listen.

00:06:54 I got Mars. I got Mars.

00:08:04 Yes, dear.

00:08:59 they'll take you away to the funny farm.

00:09:48 and made our first landing on Earth. Over.

00:10:36 Aw, let's come back after supper. Maybe we can get him then.

00:11:33 I've got it in here somewhere.

00:12:30 Well, Grandpa said they had to go out tonight on important business.

00:13:29 Grandpa, we've been following that divining rod for over an hour now,

00:14:49 Calling W6XRL4.

00:15:46 Look, Herman. There are two Martians by the ship,

00:16:35 Let's at least get some concrete evidence.

00:17:47 All I have to do is set it for "Martians,"

00:18:35 Sergeant, come in, please.

00:19:26 One thing I can't stand is a wise guy bully.

00:20:12 Well-Well, you just can't do that, Mr. Martian,

00:21:21 While you were out, I talked to the head Martian,

00:22:25 Well, that's the way the ball bounces.

00:23:43 My, those Earth people are getting rude.