The Munsters — S01E06 — Low-Cal Munster

00:01:05 Ah! Here we are!

00:02:58 It must have shrunk since I got out of the army.

00:03:36 I know what goes on at those so-called reunions.

00:04:18 I know just the way Lily feels.

00:05:10 Well, you have a new patient... a Mr. Munster.

00:06:10 I'm afraid he'll have to wait outside unless he's had his shots.

00:06:57 Or the mumps? Or severe dizziness or headaches?

00:07:43 Well, you mustn't be nervous. And now I'll take your pulse.

00:08:29 Well, shall we check the old tick-tick-ticker?

00:09:16 Here are your glasses, Doctor. Thank you, Nurse.

00:10:13 100 pounds immediately, you'll be dead in a week."

00:11:17 Lily, you shouldn't have gone to so much trouble.

00:13:29 What are you doing hanging around down here?

00:14:10 You'll never make it!

00:15:16 With the dressing and the mashed potatoes and the gravy.

00:16:00 He's right in here, Doctor. Thank you.

00:17:04 Now, was he a resident of the country over six months?

00:17:49 What a ridiculous mistake.

00:18:31 We thought we'd eat our Thanksgiving dinner out.

00:19:09 music coming to you from the Gourmet Room...

00:20:45 Look at that bird. Mother, you've outdone yourself this time.

00:21:45 Uh, would someone pass me the cranberry sauce?

00:22:37 Becomes a regular fiend.

00:23:37 but that cranberry sauce sure puts weight on ya!