The Munsters — S01E05 — Pike’s Pique

00:00:22 Uh, Igor?

00:01:22 Juncture-wise, that is. So, Harkness, get

00:01:59 Borden T. Pike laughs at trouble.

00:03:58 Don't be such a baby, Herman.

00:05:37 All right, Harkness. I'll handle this myself.

00:06:39 Spotty. Get away from the door! Get away!

00:07:49 In addition to which, we will pay you, uh, fifteen...

00:08:32 It will be good for your neighbors and friends.

00:09:24 I want you to be a witness to my degradation.

00:10:19 I told him to keep his big trap shut.

00:11:23 No, no, don't do that! I'll-I'll have my secretary m-mail it to you tomorrow.

00:12:19 Really? Oh. Well, um, maybe you're right.

00:13:13 Anything you say, dear. And don't "dear" me!

00:14:10 Now are you going to listen to me? Oh, how I would like to boil that Mr. Pike in oil!

00:15:09 Fanny? Fa...

00:15:44 Obviously that little blonde creature is on her way here right now.

00:16:58 Not while I'm eating.

00:18:03 You see, when your niece came to my house, my wife was expecting someone else who,

00:18:41 But the mayor's waiting in my office!

00:19:42 I don't understand! It's a brand new pen.

00:20:27 Well, you've made me a very happy man.

00:21:36 He took advantage of our good natures.

00:22:24 Don't try to cheer me up. I feel bad enough.

00:23:40 I'll drink to that!