The Munsters - Family Portrait

00:00:07 our research computers have selected you as the average American family."

00:02:10 a photographer and a reporter will arrive tomorrow to spend the weekend.

00:02:52 Grandpa!

00:03:37 This ruins everything. We were chosen by statistics.

00:04:32 who will believe the fantastic life that I've written about?

00:05:24 You're booked on the morning flight, and don't forget, fellas:

00:06:04 These are real people... down-to-earth, heartland stuff.

00:07:04 [Grumbles] And he promised me he wouldn't leave the house.

00:07:52 Right. We'll check all the places where he hangs out.

00:08:45 Won't you come in, please? Thank you.

00:10:46 Grandpa? Oh, Grandpa?

00:11:44 Hey. We met the niece. She's a doll. Now, the rest of the family's gotta be great.

00:12:39 Well, he often goes out there to pick up a flower for his buttonhole.

00:13:31 Especially if they're stuck away in some dark corner.

00:14:45 and then turned into a suit of armor. [Heavy Clank]

00:16:49 [Yawning]

00:17:49 I was going to get a glass of water. Well, the big, bad bogeyman's gone. Go get your water.

00:19:02 Gee, you certainly go through an awful lot, Lily, to make yourself beautiful just to go to bed.

00:20:13 [Chip] It's a little far out, but you don't see any monsters, do you?

00:21:25 We'll look back together.

00:22:24 There were burglars in the house, dear. We just chased them off. [Car Zooming Away]

00:23:23 Christmas, Mother's Day, the Fourth ofJuly and Susan B. Anthony's birthday

00:24:16 How could a magazine like that make such a mistake?

05:00:00 will come in handy too.