The Munsters - Family Portrait

00:00:07 our research computers have selected you as the average American family."

00:02:13 Oh, good. That'll give me time to hang my new drapes in the guest room.

00:02:54 Grandpa, don't you realize what an honor it is to be selected the "Average American Family"?

00:03:47 - [Caws] Who? Me? - Not you, stupid. I mean Igor.

00:04:39 I won't! I won't! I won't! If you make me, I'll turn into a bone...

00:05:30 Togetherness and heart in words and pictures.

00:06:17 Grandpa? Uh, Grandpa?

00:07:14 Now we'll lose the prize money.

00:08:14 I've seen direct hits that looked better than this.

00:08:57 Frankly, it hadn't even entered my head. Well, they'll be back soon.

00:11:06 Grandpa sometimes comes here to feed the wolves.

00:12:07 And keep Lennie off the you-know-what.

00:13:02 I promised I wouldn't leave the house, and I didn't. [Cackles]

00:14:15 [Lennie] Chip.! Oh, there's the reprieve from the governor.

00:15:18 I know. How many places are there in a town like this where a man can bury himself?

00:17:17 Let go.

00:18:27 I'll tell ya what I'll do.

00:19:28 Me? Scare them off? How?

00:21:00 Well, you gotta admit we didn't find anything, right? [Footsteps Approaching]

00:22:08 [Gasps]

00:23:10 [Lennie] Four lenses cracked before I got it. I finally used the strongest one we had

00:23:59 Yeah, on Halloween, we put on masks and try to frighten people.

05:00:00 Herman.