The Mole Man of Belmont Avenue

2013 · 90 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 342 VOTES · DIR. Mike Bradecich, John LaFlamboy

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Overview

Horror/ comedy that explores what happens when a terrible situation is dropped into the laps of the two people least equipped to deal with it. The Brothers Mugg can either step up to the plate and finally grow up, or they can wait and clean up the mess as a mysterious creature eats every living thing in the building, one by one.

2010s

Dialogue Timeline — 2,099 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:23 I THINK IT'S FUCKING WITH US.
00:03:47 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE HAVE ONE VACANT ON 2...
00:07:20 YOU SAID, "WHAT DO YOU THINK..."
00:11:48 I HAVE A DEVIATED SEPTUM.
00:14:40 LIKE A SLIGHTLY LARGER-THAN-AVERAGE RACCOON OR
00:18:22 SHIT.
00:23:54 WEED ISN'T A HARD DRUG.
00:27:32 ...AND THEN CHARGE FORWARD.
00:31:24 [ LAUGHS ] ...DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN A LOT OF
00:34:59 SETTLE DOWN.
00:38:41 IT'S PART OF THE PLAN.
00:42:25 YEAH, YOU DID!
00:45:43 THAT'S RIGHT.
00:48:29 WHO GIVES A FUCK?
00:52:11 BECAUSE HE WAS TERRIFIED AFTER YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF
00:55:02 [ Laughing ] ALL RIGHT.
00:58:48 YEAH, ME, TOO.
01:03:14 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.
01:08:03 THE RESIDENTS OF THIS BUILDING TO A CERTAIN AND VERY PAINFUL
01:12:31 [ SINGING CONTINUES ] IT'S NOT A SHOVEL.
01:16:24 HEY, LISTEN.
01:22:36 GOD! IT'S FUCKING HEAVY.
01:27:04 I CAN'T SEE VERY GOOD.
01:30:29 HERE, HERE.

Cast & Characters

Mike Bradecich Marion Mugg John LaFlamboy Jarmon Mugg Susan Messing K.C. Nicholas Barron Nicholas Justin DiGiacomo The Mole Man Justin DiGiacomo Stoner Justin Robert Englund Hezekiah Confab Tim Kazurinsky Harold David Pasquesi Dave the Hermit T.J. Jagodowski Paulie Dana DeLorenzo Stoner Molly

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed2,099
Dialogue density23.3 lines / min
First line00:00:23
Final line01:30:29

Production Record

DirectorMike Bradecich, John LaFlamboy
LanguageEnglish
Budget$350,000
IMDb votes342