The Misfortunates

00:00:33 Any similarities between certain characters in this book and real people

00:04:11 they'd moved back in with their mother.

00:07:05 For my father, possessions just meant extra dusting.

00:10:22 Wouldn't you be better off boarding during the week?

00:14:21 Fantastic!

00:20:18 You should have taken the pill. All that rubbish about it being bad for you.

00:25:37 Gunther, take... Stand up!

00:28:57 But they say... - I told you to keep your mouth shut.

00:33:19 If only to piss Beefcake off.

00:40:03 It was obvious, poems wouldn't pay for nurseries.

00:43:41 I'm not a Strobbe any more.

00:47:20 That one won't shit on your washing again, Ma.

00:50:35 Bloody hell, what a beautiful kid!

00:54:26 Was André there? - Rosie. Rosie, we're sorry.

00:58:21 There are two people I hate. Two women.

01:01:42 Come here, son.

01:04:53 You're betraying your own family.

01:09:23 Seeing as I'm there.

01:15:06 I need a piss.

01:19:40 There's a race tomorrow. I've put your name down.

01:26:01 You're always a bastard, when you abandon a woman and her kid.

01:29:27 You're the cultured one, aren't you?

01:31:54 If she didn't feel like speaking, then I spoke.

01:34:21 You're not going to do something stupid? - Something stupid, Ma!