The Mirror Has Two Faces

00:01:32 Notice the elegance of the proof. It’s beautiful!

00:06:41 It’s natural. She left you what, a year ago?

00:10:44 The mathematical world is completely rational.

00:15:20 Married? What’s marriage? A ring, a contract. Fighting, compromising.

00:20:23 Think of this. Sex was always the fatal love potion.

00:24:52 He invited me to an Alzheimer’s benefit. I said forget it.

00:29:25 Hey, your mother did you up again. Looks great! Can I get you a cab?

00:33:57 That’s kind of sweet, actually.

00:38:24 Have you noticed that friendships last longer than marriages?

00:42:31 My mother would kill me. What is that, Danish?

00:46:19 I'm glad I have you alone. Can I ask you a question?

00:50:25 Really? Why?

00:54:35 Why are you laughing?

00:59:19 Congratulations. I'm sure you’ll both be very fascinating to watch.

01:06:29 I told them, of course, that I wanted to check with you first.

01:11:47 - Believe me, I'm not his type. - He can’t always control himself.

01:17:28 Do you think we could turn the TV off?

01:24:09 No, I mean me.

01:29:31 - I never wanted to hurt you. - I'm not that hurt.

01:35:51 These have no oil or butter. You just have to get used to it.

01:40:29 What?

01:45:14 She thought I had a crush on you.

01:50:00 - I didn’t think I was good enough. - Oh, but you are!

01:54:27 I know that I hurt you. That was the last thing I...