The Miracle of P. Tinto

Name: The Miracle of P. Tinto
Director: Javier Fesser
Released: 1998
Duration: 102 min
Rating: 7.1
Cast: Luis Ciges, Janusz Ziemniak, Janusz Ziemniak, Pablo Pinedo, Pepe Viyuela

1998 · 102 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · 4,437 VOTES · DIR. Javier Fesser

Overview

Wafer factory-owner P. Tinto and his wife Olivia want a child of their own more than anything else in the world. Years of trying, however, have left them with nothing but a pair of extraterrestrial midgets living in the spare bedroom. When they decide to try adoption, a series of misroutings and chance encounters results in an escaped adult mental patient arriving at their door with adoption papers in hand. P. Tinto and Olivia accept this without question and welcome him in as their son. Can this family arrangement work?

Dialogue Timeline — 1,499 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:14 This is a place full of history, history

00:03:55 MARTIANS HAVE LANDED

00:11:21 how many Gods are there in Heaven?

00:15:17 Father Martian, your beloved tutor

00:18:37 I hadn't seen Father Martian since the bolt struck him.

00:21:43 he rolled in the dough.

00:25:07 I was glad my father didn't see my failure.

00:28:57 Dearest mother, in my heart I carry a flower

00:33:39 which is the pea and which is the meatball?

00:36:30 The three of us where on the UFO

00:39:01 flesh and blood!

00:42:01 Here we go again, Italian hose

00:44:56 pre-transformation picture.

00:48:14 It does stuff that'll make your head spin!

00:52:43 and that's me, from entering NASA

00:56:17 The Vatican had no idea what we P. Tinto's would do

01:00:20 A child whose only thought is to run away.

01:05:15 not too hot, take 'em out, let 'em cool

01:11:27 but sales to the Vatican?

01:15:38 Give me a kiss!

01:19:32 You are very ugly, but very very ugly...

01:23:50 till I understood the meaning

01:27:40 The word's out!

01:35:20 Your mommy's going away!

Cast & Characters

Luis Ciges P. Tinto Janusz Ziemniak Apenao Janusz Ziemniak Bartolo Pablo Pinedo Joselito Pepe Viyuela Manikomien Direktorr Andrés Calamardo P. Tinto niño Tomás Sáez Padre Marciano Sonia Calamardo Olivia niña Manuel Román Profesor cursillos Montse García Romeu Profesora cursillos Carlos Lucas Gasolinero

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,499

Dialogue density14.7 lines / min

First line00:00:14

Final line01:35:20

Production Record

DirectorJavier Fesser

LanguageSpanish

Budget$2,020,000

Revenue$4,374,994

IMDb votes4,437