The Mindy Project — S05E13 — Mindy's Best Friend

00:00:01 - Guys, cancel all your plans forever.

00:00:50 - I'm sorry, I was talking about what can I bring

00:01:45 Oh! That hit my penis, John.

00:03:07 She got another guy ready to propose to her and meanwhile

00:04:00 I put a bowl of seashells in my crapper.

00:04:51 Why would they even cover that?

00:05:47 - That's it? No other relationship news?

00:06:37 - Ten years? Oh, my. Let me catch you up.

00:07:39 and I have not spilled one thing.

00:08:31 I was just on my way to work and I ran into Alayna

00:09:24 Mm, mm, mm... - No, you just buck up.

00:10:20 Look, I don't know how, but you gossip girls better fix this.

00:11:17 I wanna go to Coney Island. - Ooh.

00:12:14 - Ben? You wish. - You wish.

00:13:07 - Hey, Colette!

00:13:58 You know why? Because if you're wearing shoes,

00:15:07 have to tell you this, but you're my oldest friend

00:16:08 They stink.

00:17:04 I give him the tomatoes from my sandwich.

00:17:58 Your hallway smells like ethnic stew.

00:18:51 Won't you come and talk to me, just the two of us?

00:19:48 Besides, who says I even need to get married?

00:21:00 is almost as satisfying as crushing your enemies.

00:22:13 - We'll take it.