The Mindy Project — S04E18 — Bernardo & Anita

00:00:02 MINDY: Blind dates are so much fun, so much mystery.

00:00:50 I lost on "xanthosis."

00:01:46 Um, Mindy, I think you're really nice.

00:02:45 A parmesan factory. Min!

00:03:41 Chelsea! Oh.

00:04:34 I'm going to give you my work email.

00:05:26 I mean, it's not our fault.

00:06:24 Usually if I open a door for a woman,

00:07:20 Oh, we're not married.

00:08:12 "Let's turn up the A/C and let's dance!"

00:09:07 Well, do what you like. But it'll never work.

00:10:06 inside of me, it helps me focus.

00:11:00 I brought this. I'm sorry.

00:11:55 That reminds me, my mom texted me earlier. I should text her back.

00:12:55 Why can't you do both traditions and see which one he likes better?

00:13:56 Oh, my God, you're dead. No, no.

00:14:50 Ashley,

00:15:51 Oh!

00:17:25 It's okay, baby. It's okay.

00:18:14 Neel was right. I'm a coconut.

00:19:10 Hey. I paid for your college education.

00:20:10 Thanks, Jody.

00:21:20 I mean, maybe he'll want to grow up and be some guido

00:22:21 We can't just all drop by the Ganges. They can go.