The Mindy Project — S04E02 — C Is for Coward

00:00:02 MINDY: Danny! Listen to my great idea.

00:00:56 This is our solemn oath to be with each other for the rest of our lives. Is it not?

00:02:03 It's called, "Making Excuses at Work."

00:03:00 'Cause you're young and millennial, right?

00:03:59 drug-free birthing techniques for every kind of family.

00:05:01 for less than $10,000.

00:06:01 You've opted for the five-day C-section knockout package.

00:06:50 I'm excited you finally decided to see me about your problem.

00:07:42 take in a homeless person for a week,

00:08:39 I'm horny. Let's just get to it.

00:09:32 C-sections are designed for emergencies.

00:10:34 Damn it, Danny!

00:11:30 Okay. Good boy. You get a treat.

00:12:21 If you're not going to the Expo, then you have no choice

00:13:21 on schedule in a ritzy birthing suite

00:14:24 Apparently a man has fallen onto the tracks

00:15:13 Danny! Thank God you're here.

00:16:17 What's wrong?

00:17:09 "Save my money and spend his!"

00:18:01 All right. Hey!

00:19:03 Ah! God! That did nothing and I betrayed Beyoncé.

00:19:57 And you can do this. You know why?

00:20:59 No. No, why would you say that?

00:22:02 Look at this. Hello, young man.