The Mindy Project — S03E19 — Confessions of a Catho-holic

00:00:01 DANNY: Bless me Father for I have sinned.

00:00:51 Father?

00:01:42 I don't know who that is.

00:02:26 Who says he's going to get baptized?

00:03:14 He was the worst kid in my high school and now he's a priest?

00:04:13 And as the security team dragged me out of his house,

00:05:31 Danny Castellano.

00:06:22 Okay.

00:07:12 Yeah, she's of the faith.

00:08:02 Your mother's over it.

00:08:55 Really? Okay, that's a huge relief.

00:10:12 Why would you lie and tell him that I was Catholic?

00:10:57 Will you look stuff up if I text you with questions?

00:11:45 MORGAN: Hey, I have to focus.

00:12:56 The New Testament? The "New" one?

00:13:57 In that moment, I decided to go to America.

00:14:55 There's only one thing to do.

00:16:02 He retired. What if Jesus had retired?

00:16:53 Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

00:17:43 Good night, Father. Good night.

00:18:33 FATHER MICHAEL: Glad you found that old candy cane, Danny. Nom-nom-nom.

00:19:34 But I think it's because when you confess it's because you feel guilty about something,

00:20:37 We went to mass the other day. It's like the crypt keeper's wedding, geez-Louise.

00:21:31 What was I to do?