The Mindy Project — S03E12 — Stanford

00:00:01 MINDY: Leaving New York City for a fellowship

00:00:52 how to do a kind of offensive Indian accent.

00:01:48 you're acting like my dad dropping me off to college.

00:02:31 and I don't want you to give me...

00:03:31 but I'll be home for the game. So, uh...

00:04:38 I actually thought it was a little mean.

00:05:31 for dyeing all your gray hairs black in your sleep.

00:06:29 Well, he's my boyfriend.

00:07:26 Hey, buddy. I gotta stay an extra day.

00:08:12 if I say no to, so fine.

00:09:02 I always say, if she just stuck with her writing, she would...

00:09:57 Oh, hello.

00:10:53 You went on, like, a whole bunch of dates with Pitbull.

00:11:41 And if Dan vouches for you...

00:12:31 You cheated on me!

00:13:24 Thank you, Dr. Reed, for filling in last minute.

00:14:39 MORGAN: Travel, travel. That's travel. Foul!

00:15:32 Do they have more points? Yes.

00:16:28 I don't remember that.

00:17:19 Mindy, I'm a professional.

00:18:11 They were practically sprayed on!

00:19:12 Imagine, me, the child of immigrants...

00:20:06 But I don't think I should do it.

00:21:21 Taylor, cover your eyes.