The Mindy Project — S03E08 — Diary of a Mad Indian Woman

00:00:02 Oh, my God. Danny, she gone. And I think Ben Affleck did it.

00:00:52 here's what we're gonna do.

00:01:33 if you spent the night at my place ever.

00:02:20 Zip it and sit. Yeah.

00:03:01 "I'm not gonna listen to her. She's too hot."

00:03:53 You have your piano,

00:04:50 Uh, no, no, no. She's the opening act, I am the headliner.

00:06:07 Ah, Mindy's got the same neck massager as Ma.

00:07:11 I'm gonna pick the person. Okay?

00:08:16 One of my all equally-qualified interns

00:09:08 Like two scrumptious empanadas.

00:10:01 Candace!

00:10:47 You know what? Fine. You know what? Don't help me.

00:11:27 He's a Samantha. I'm a Samantha.

00:12:16 God, I can't believe he called me a sexist!

00:13:08 My complaint's legit. And I am not gonna be bullied

00:14:00 This? Oh, no, no. I've had this for years.

00:14:54 and he doesn't even like spending the night at my place.

00:15:46 I talked to TJ and I explained to him the importance

00:16:51 What, now you're going?

00:17:40 Everyone, I'm done. I can't do this anymore.

00:18:51 How old are you?

00:20:19 It's not that. Uh...

00:21:30 Now scooch over. You're on my side.