The Mindy Project — S03E04 — I Slipped

00:00:01 MINDY: It's pretty amazing that in the most romantic city in the world,

00:01:17 Why is it so hard to believe me?

00:02:09 "Girl, you should model." And I'm like, "I already have a job."

00:03:02 All I've wanted in my life is to abandon all my friends for a boyfriend.

00:03:57 No. Danny's lying. What? Danny? I'm not talking about Danny.

00:04:50 Ah... Let's leave God out of this.

00:05:38 Okay, okay, don't phone this in, man. Come on, let's... Let's do it again.

00:06:34 I will not be slut shamed in an ophthalmologist's office. I'm gonna leave.

00:07:32 I would break up with you for having a waterbed!

00:08:34 Dr. Reed, would you like to get something to eat with me tomorrow night?

00:09:24 Have you done this? No.

00:10:20 for graduating and becoming a nurse practitioner.

00:11:14 Hey, I need you to prescribe me something.

00:12:10 I thought you would probably like this a little bit better.

00:13:08 Look, I don't think you're one of these sexually freaky-deaky people.

00:14:10 'Cause we're in a limo! What?

00:15:10 Exclaim. Exclaim. Exclaim. Exclaim.

00:16:07 Hold on a second, I'm still working my ears.

00:17:05 What? Why would you do that?

00:17:50 Okay, okay. All right, all right.

00:18:42 Because you called me an "old shoe"

00:19:39 Because I'd never done it before.

00:20:25 This is a good plan. No. God, no.

00:21:32 What's wrong with you? We just ate!