The Mindy Project — S02E15 — French Me, You Idiot

00:00:00 NARRATOR: Previously on The Mindy Project.

00:01:12 Take it off.

00:02:04 Why did you do this to me? Ow! Stop!

00:02:55 I was wrong, Mindy. I should have trusted you.

00:03:36 No, uh... Well, no... We're gonna get out of here, guys.

00:04:36 I just don't wanna get you sick. So, okay.

00:05:32 We shouldn't even be in the same room together.

00:06:10 It just is very hard for me to dump guys.

00:07:07 because apparently there is a three strikes policy for falling in the fountain there.

00:07:56 Are you saying you wanna break up?

00:08:53 I'm gonna put you in a cab and get you home. No!

00:09:53 No, it's not. Oh, yes, it is.

00:10:35 You know, let's forget this whole plane thing happened.

00:11:24 How many ballerinas did you date?

00:12:24 No, she came over and spent the night.

00:13:26 On your breast. Yes.

00:14:20 No ballerina is gonna wanna jump into the stirrups for a party-hungry bro-dawg like me.

00:15:11 And I know that Gram really would have appreciated it.

00:16:07 The pas de deux of our two practices

00:17:11 "like Anna Nicole Smith.

00:17:59 The Internet can suck up a lot of your time.

00:19:24 I think I have feelings for him.

00:20:22 Go to him!

00:21:31 BOTH: Gram.