The Mindy Project — S02E10 — Wedding Crushers

00:00:01 MINDY: I actually don't mind being single,

00:01:04 so I can put on my makeup and drink in the car.

00:01:49 Or I could fake my own death.

00:02:54 Who to ask?

00:03:54 Thank you!

00:04:44 touch my boob just so they could feel one.

00:05:32 You need to let me come. You need a plus one.

00:06:25 or your legalize weed t-shirt...

00:07:23 Whoa! He's gay!

00:08:16 Oh, cool. Shawne Merryman

00:09:20 Wait, what? My wine!

00:10:18 And I will take these martinis. Mmm.

00:11:36 I love this! Flamingos, bikinis,

00:12:25 And the pizza oven isn't even hot enough.

00:13:23 Let's just get you a drink.

00:14:10 Ugh. Listen, you gotta forgive Danny.

00:14:58 I'm still sober, I just find the rituals comforting.

00:15:54 Danny was right, every time I go to an ex's wedding,

00:16:41 Yeah, and it's all my fault.

00:17:26 Yeah! That's enough, CJ Wilson.

00:18:21 I mean, he left us, he left Mom.

00:19:17 It's just being at a wedding tonight

00:20:12 I looked at you and I thought, "Hmm,

00:21:13 Let the doctor limbo!