The Mindy Project — S02E07 — Sk8er Man

00:00:06 You know what, bear claw? Today, I am not gonna eat you till I get to work.

00:00:52 No, I do not wanna get a burrito, it's 9:00 a.m.

00:02:07 I'm sure Chaz will not mind.

00:02:56 Danny. Hey, Danny, Danny.

00:03:49 Five...

00:04:37 This is my father. He can do what he wants!

00:05:28 Shagadelic, baby. I mean,

00:06:22 What? Everyone knows that I'm an eight. Eight and a half.

00:07:17 ironically enough.

00:08:32 Of course. But I learned something that day.

00:09:23 You were on your college rugby team?

00:10:20 If you smile into a mirror,

00:11:13 That has, like, eight years of photos in it. All my selfies!

00:12:27 Uh... I'll have you know, I am dating a professional skateboarder.

00:13:24 Two?

00:14:27 Just wanna make sure we're all good.

00:15:13 Okay, sorry. Okay, we fixed it. I fixed the glitch.

00:16:02 I check boobs every damn day.

00:16:59 Just really quick. It's just work-related.

00:17:40 DANNY: We're gonna go now? We're gonna go?

00:18:36 Just,

00:19:34 Um... It's a big night. A lot of sake, and

00:20:37 Monday night prostitutes.

00:21:31 You know what? If you're gonna diss me, don't eat all of my dessert!