The Mindy Project — S01E12 — Hooking Up is Hard

00:00:02 JEREMY: Mindy, I had the most amazing encounter last night.

00:00:49 Hey, man, don't tell me sex stories. I mean,

00:01:52 by some New Age weirdo.

00:02:50 Because take it from me, they are the pits.

00:03:37 about that thing that we were talking about earlier?

00:04:45 tomorrow night?

00:05:30 I wear underwear under my bathing suit.

00:06:18 I actually have two eyes. This one's just injured.

00:07:07 I mean, aren't we going to see a normal play like

00:08:05 For the part of me, Freida Pinto or a young Halle Berry.

00:09:15 They just pluck you, yeah?

00:10:07 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Are you kidding me?

00:11:15 Till the landslide brought me down

00:12:32 Here, I'll come... Here.

00:13:22 I brought a friend to hang out with, too.

00:14:05 When were you going to tell me you were a boyfriend?

00:14:54 You guys, I am so scared right now.

00:15:38 Oh, God! Oh!

00:16:29 The quarry. Describe the quarry.

00:17:12 I feel safe.

00:18:04 Let's go.

00:18:54 You know, your eye patch gets all the attention,

00:20:05 so I'm just going to start saying things.

00:21:14 Your floor. Thank you.